we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

"

You deserve someone who will always text back,
someone who will kiss you and won’t blame it on alcohol.

You deserve someone who will never make you feel like you can’t be loved.

You deserve someone who can see the pain behind your smile
and comfort you without a word.

You deserve someone who will hold you and tell you everything will be okay when it seems like the world is crumbling down.

You deserve someone who will never leave you or take you for granted, who has seen you at your worst and still loves you.

"

— Words of advice for my bestfriend (via findpeacewithinyou)

smurflewis:

4gifs:

Straight bar passing through a curved hole

this makes me so angry

smurflewis:

4gifs:

Straight bar passing through a curved hole

this makes me so angry

Happiny ➝ Chansey ➝ Blissey

nosdrinker:

captain underpants is better than every john green book

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

cartel:

click to play mspacman!

cartel:

click to play mspacman!

HENTAIST